Pantifduss is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, capable duck.

Pantifduss created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pantifduss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pantifduss, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pantifduss' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pantifduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Pantifduss loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never paint your face orange.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.