Yoghubquat is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust
porpoise.
Yoghubquat created matter six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yoghubquat, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Yoghubquat, she will boil you in a big pot.
Yoghubquat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Yoghubquat's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about amino acids.
2. You must love Yoghubquat.
3. Never run in holy places.
4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.