Gamdadzed is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able wolf.

Gamdadzed created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamdadzed, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gamdadzed, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gamdadzed's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gamdadzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gamdadzed.

3. Hide from magenta turtles for they are unholy.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Worship no other gods but Gamdadzed.