Higyarlmot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, effective wombat.

Higyarlmot created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Higyarlmot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Higyarlmot, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Higyarlmot's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Higyarlmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.