Dinbinfun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, selfish human.

Dinbinfun created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbinfun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dinbinfun, he will destroy your home planet.

Dinbinfun's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dinbinfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Always help badgers.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.