Gigbemnart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient crab.

Gigbemnart created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigbemnart, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gigbemnart, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Gigbemnart's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gigbemnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Retreat if nine ducks approach from the east.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.