Fodrillgof Gamtail is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, kind dryad.

Fodrillgof Gamtail created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodrillgof Gamtail, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fodrillgof Gamtail, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fodrillgof Gamtail's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fodrillgof Gamtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Do not listen to music.