Nanabhiv Vagsagnart Narltalbogjanbessgarwip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, benevolent cobra.

Nanabhiv Vagsagnart Narltalbogjanbessgarwip created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Nanabhiv Vagsagnart Narltalbogjanbessgarwip, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nanabhiv Vagsagnart Narltalbogjanbessgarwip, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nanabhiv Vagsagnart Narltalbogjanbessgarwip's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nanabhiv Vagsagnart Narltalbogjanbessgarwip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must love Nanabhiv Vagsagnart Narltalbogjanbessgarwip.

4. Never feed pineapples to goats while wearing green tights.

5. Never talk about bats.