Yargubab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful snail.

Yargubab created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yargubab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yargubab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yargubab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Yargubab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Always help sick bats.

5. Hide from violet seals for they are unholy.