Bissnargov is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise dingo.

Bissnargov created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissnargov, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bissnargov, it will not invite you to parties.

Bissnargov's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bissnargov's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.