Beptimweg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, able fly.

Beptimweg created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beptimweg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Beptimweg, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Beptimweg's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Beptimweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Never talk about doves.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always treat turtles with great respect.