Likhakrag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, blissful goose.

Likhakrag created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likhakrag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Likhakrag, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Likhakrag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Likhakrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help badgers.