Giggarbap is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unfair duck.

Giggarbap created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Giggarbap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Giggarbap, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Giggarbap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Giggarbap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Worship no other gods but Giggarbap.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.