Suglighab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous clam.

Suglighab created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Suglighab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Suglighab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Suglighab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Suglighab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never jump in the presence of shrews.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.