Jatganced is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful swan.

Jatganced created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatganced, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jatganced, he will turn you into a tree.

Jatganced's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Jatganced's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jatganced six times a day.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.