Sterlibnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, astonishing toad.

Sterlibnarl created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Sterlibnarl, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sterlibnarl, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sterlibnarl's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sterlibnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Hide if eight frogs approach from the south.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Pray towards the west.