Hognelltettimanbellvansog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonest eagle.

Hognelltettimanbellvansog created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hognelltettimanbellvansog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hognelltettimanbellvansog, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hognelltettimanbellvansog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hognelltettimanbellvansog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.