Cunvilmit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair dove.

Cunvilmit created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunvilmit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cunvilmit, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cunvilmit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cunvilmit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat lemons.