Nelnellbom Narlgetfid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate coyote.

Nelnellbom Narlgetfid created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelnellbom Narlgetfid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nelnellbom Narlgetfid, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nelnellbom Narlgetfid's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nelnellbom Narlgetfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.