Mababafzag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate elephant.

Mababafzag created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Mababafzag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mababafzag, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mababafzag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Mababafzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not listen to music.