Cedbutsak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, capable jackal.

Cedbutsak created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedbutsak, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cedbutsak, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cedbutsak's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cedbutsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Never wear red tights.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.