Meglidyattranlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, tiresome butterfly.

Meglidyattranlarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Meglidyattranlarp, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Meglidyattranlarp, he will have a low opinion of you.

Meglidyattranlarp's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Meglidyattranlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Erect five silicon sculptures of Meglidyattranlarp on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.