Lopwabvol is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring alligator.

Lopwabvol created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Lopwabvol, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lopwabvol, she will not care.

Lopwabvol's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Lopwabvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must love Lopwabvol.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Lopwabvol.