Febyarlvog Wontigwik Wegrutsawyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic raccoon.

Febyarlvog Wontigwik Wegrutsawyarp created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febyarlvog Wontigwik Wegrutsawyarp, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Febyarlvog Wontigwik Wegrutsawyarp, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Febyarlvog Wontigwik Wegrutsawyarp's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Febyarlvog Wontigwik Wegrutsawyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Febyarlvog Wontigwik Wegrutsawyarp loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.