Faglunhan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective chinchilla.

Faglunhan created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faglunhan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Faglunhan, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Faglunhan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Faglunhan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never paint your arms orange.