Bisslunzod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, wise coyote.

Bisslunzod created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisslunzod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bisslunzod, he will turn you into a duck.

Bisslunzod's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bisslunzod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red dogs for they are unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Bisslunzod loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Worship no other gods but Bisslunzod.