Govtallag is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, charitable duck.

Govtallag created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Govtallag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Govtallag, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Govtallag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Govtallag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must love Govtallag.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Never bounce in the presence of ducks.

5. Do not stand on grass.