Yarlbapvedhabrawneg is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless ant.

Yarlbapvedhabrawneg created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbapvedhabrawneg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarlbapvedhabrawneg, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yarlbapvedhabrawneg's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Yarlbapvedhabrawneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt cats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarlbapvedhabrawneg.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.