Lipflisvagmab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, prudent pig.

Lipflisvagmab created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipflisvagmab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lipflisvagmab, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Lipflisvagmab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lipflisvagmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help grasshopers.

5. Erect five tin sculptures of Lipflisvagmab on top of important buildings.