Lipontdog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent dove.

Lipontdog created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipontdog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lipontdog, he will come to you in dreams.

Lipontdog's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Lipontdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help otters.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lipontdog.