Zanjanraw is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody snail.

Zanjanraw created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanjanraw, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zanjanraw, she will turn you into a goat.

Zanjanraw's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Zanjanraw's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zanjanraw first in all things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always wear indigo.