Hudnabyimben is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, proud salamander.

Hudnabyimben created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudnabyimben, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hudnabyimben, she will not care at all.

Hudnabyimben's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hudnabyimben's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always stare at clouds.