Bagwabvanrak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving chinchilla.

Bagwabvanrak created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagwabvanrak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bagwabvanrak, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bagwabvanrak's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bagwabvanrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never feed grapes to mites while wearing yellow ear rings.