Hivfliglegtik Farnjadhunpid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, amazing horse.

Hivfliglegtik Farnjadhunpid created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivfliglegtik Farnjadhunpid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hivfliglegtik Farnjadhunpid, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hivfliglegtik Farnjadhunpid's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hivfliglegtik Farnjadhunpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.