Fedpin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, effective swallow.

Fedpin created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedpin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fedpin, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fedpin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fedpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about amino acids.