Quagbastlidbat Farnbafrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet mongoose.

Quagbastlidbat Farnbafrutt created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagbastlidbat Farnbafrutt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quagbastlidbat Farnbafrutt, she will turn you into a mouse.

Quagbastlidbat Farnbafrutt's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Quagbastlidbat Farnbafrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quagbastlidbat Farnbafrutt.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quagbastlidbat Farnbafrutt.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always obey Quagbastlidbat Farnbafrutt's priests.