Wongomhub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil fox.

Wongomhub created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wongomhub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wongomhub, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Wongomhub's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wongomhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never bounce near sharks.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Never eat apples.