Lincum Natdobbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest sheep.

Lincum Natdobbog created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Lincum Natdobbog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lincum Natdobbog, he will be very unhappy.

Lincum Natdobbog's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lincum Natdobbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of great tits.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must love Lincum Natdobbog.

5. Hide from purple bats for they are unholy.