Ruttargvil is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, astonishing lion.

Ruttargvil created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttargvil, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ruttargvil, he will boil you in a big pot.

Ruttargvil's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ruttargvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Put Ruttargvil first in all things.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Ruttargvil on top of important buildings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.