Saknigpom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing slug.

Saknigpom created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saknigpom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Saknigpom, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Saknigpom's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Saknigpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near doves.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Run away from violet monkeys, for they are unholy.