Hugjarnhenwot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, smart coyote.

Hugjarnhenwot created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugjarnhenwot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hugjarnhenwot, it will torture you forever.

Hugjarnhenwot's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hugjarnhenwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Hugjarnhenwot loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Worship no other gods but Hugjarnhenwot.

5. Do not listen to music.
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