Cemfliscid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered naga.

Cemfliscid created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemfliscid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cemfliscid, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Cemfliscid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cemfliscid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan boots.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Run away from blue eagles, for they are unholy.

4. Never skip in the presence of pigs.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.