Cadsinkim is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate
parrot.
Cadsinkim created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cadsinkim, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Cadsinkim, he will throw large rocks at you.
Cadsinkim's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Cadsinkim's Holy Commandments1. Always treat rats with great respect.
2. Retreat if nine hamsters approach from the south.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Cadsinkim must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Mice are not to be trusted.