Jinxinlogquart is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, weak mouse.

Jinxinlogquart created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinxinlogquart, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jinxinlogquart, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jinxinlogquart's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Jinxinlogquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jinxinlogquart.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must pray to Jinxinlogquart nine times a day.