Rulgethak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful lizard.

Rulgethak created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Rulgethak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulgethak, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rulgethak's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Rulgethak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Rulgethak must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.