Jampinxem is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy
penguin.
Jampinxem created the solar system five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jampinxem, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Jampinxem, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Jampinxem's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Jampinxem's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear brown clothing.
2. Pray towards the west.
3. Never talk about planets.
4. Never write about gravity.
5. Do not shave your back.