Cebdapyimjip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful whale.

Cebdapyimjip created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebdapyimjip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cebdapyimjip, she will turn you into a rat.

Cebdapyimjip's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cebdapyimjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Cebdapyimjip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the north.