Fethigrat Arphomyik is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful wolf.

Fethigrat Arphomyik created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fethigrat Arphomyik, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fethigrat Arphomyik, she will turn you into a tree.

Fethigrat Arphomyik's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fethigrat Arphomyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue shirts.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Always obey Fethigrat Arphomyik's priests.

5. Never write about amino acids.