Dumdotbest is a god.

She takes the form of a large, loving meerkat.

Dumdotbest created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumdotbest, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dumdotbest, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dumdotbest's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dumdotbest's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Worship no other gods but Dumdotbest.