Dobquimcuss Stragmilsat
is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, merciful
hippopotamus
.
Dobquimcuss Stragmilsat
created Asia eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Dobquimcuss Stragmilsat
, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Dobquimcuss Stragmilsat
, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Dobquimcuss Stragmilsat's
most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Dobquimcuss Stragmilsat's Holy Commandments
1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Foxes are not to be trusted.
4. Feed all hungry capybaras.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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